quinta-feira, 24 de março de 2011

Bruce Lindo em... Ping Pong com os china

sábado, 19 de março de 2011

Money

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Money, it's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.

Money, it's a crime.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away.

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"
"Yes, absolutely in the right!"
"I certainly was in the right!"
"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for abruising!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"

Money
Pink Floyd
Composição: Waters

quinta-feira, 17 de março de 2011

Alto nível

O Velho Esquema Novo sempre tenta manter o alto nível do Blog, porque sabe se que pessoas como príncipe Charles, o astronauta Amstrong e o violinista Edgar Dedo de Coelho sempre estão ligados no conteúdo Premium deste renomado Blog. Por isso com muito orgulho que trago ao mundo este elegante clip onde travestis se pegam de porrada. Se divirtam...É very nice!

quarta-feira, 16 de março de 2011

Dengue


Devido à violência e o caos urbano que acontece no Rio de Janeiro, o mosquito da Dengue resolveu não passar o verão por lá. “Enquanto essa baderna continuar eu não volto.” Afirmou o mosquito.

Sou doido ou não sou doido?



Sem chance.